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Touch My Sword - I Dare You - Collection

$49.50

Step into your “try me” era. This unisex hoodie features bold sword graphics and “Sword Wielder” energy front and center—part armor, part warning label. It’s built for chilly nights, chaotic errands, and anyone who walks through life like they’ve got a quest log and zero patience.

Welcome to the Touch My Sword, I Dare You Collection: cozy on the outside, don’t-test-me on the inside.
Soft, cozy, and built for everyday wear, it’s a subtle flex for romantasy readers: quiet on the outside, feral on the inside.

Not official merch—just dragon-rider energy you can actually wear.

This premium hoodie blends comfort with style. Its relaxed fit and soft cotton fabric make it perfect for casual looks, while the all-over print design lets you create unique and eye-catching styles.

• 95% cotton, 5% elastane
• Fabric weight: 7.8 oz./yd.² (265 g/m²)
• Relaxed unisex fit with drop shoulders
• Double-layer hood with drawstrings
• Spacious front pocket
• Self-fabric collar and cuffs
• Blank product sourced from Mexico

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  CHEST (inches) WAIST (inches) HIPS (inches)
2XS 34 ⅝ 28 ⅜ 35 ⅜
XS 36 ¼ 29 ⅞ 37
S 37 ¾ 31 ½ 38 ⅝
M 39 ⅜ 33 ⅛ 40 ⅛
L 42 ½ 36 ¼ 43 ¼
XL 45 ⅝ 39 ⅜ 46 ½
2XL 48 ⅞ 42 ½ 49 ⅝
3XL 52 45 ⅝ 52 ¾
4XL 55 ⅛ 48 ⅞ 55 ⅞
5XL 58 ¼ 52 59
6XL 61 ⅜ 55 ⅛ 62 ¼

Size
CARE & MAINTENANCE

To maintain the beauty and integrity of your purchase, we recommend treating it with care. Simple maintenance practices, such as gentle washing and proper storage, can effectively preserve the longevity of your favorites. We encourage you to refer to the care instructions included with each item, designed to help you keep your purchase in top condition.

SHIPPING & RETURNS

We strive to process and ship all orders in a timely manner, working diligently to ensure that your items are on their way to you as soon as possible. Need to return something? Just let us know.

Embracing small joys


Every ornament in this collection was designed with ridiculous, over-the-top love. From the first sketch to the final glow of gold lettering, each piece was created with a specific reader, scene, or feeling in mind—romantasy nights, gothic heartbreak, sacred little altars, inside jokes with your favorite characters. These aren’t generic holiday decorations; they’re tiny story fragments, crafted slowly, intentionally, and in limited runs so they feel as special and one-of-a-kind as the people who hang them.

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